Wooden Cellphone Award 2013

The Wooden Cellphone is awarded annually to the Organisation that does the greatest disservice to the Environmental Movement...
The Wooden Cellphone is awarded annually to the Organisation that does the greatest disservice to the Environmental Movement.

Citations for emotional outbursts, pig-headedness, narrow-mindedness, high rhetoric underpinned with flawed logic, media manipulation, cherry-picked statistics, fact-free ad hominem attacks, and general .

There was a strong field of nominees for this year's awards:
Green Party (Leadership in Wrecking the Economy and therefore the Environment)
Forest & Bird (for Advocacy in the face of Evidence)
Oil Free Otago (Least Achievable Name Category)